Charlize Theron supports Gay Rights

What’s good? I’m in a blogging mood so I figured I’d write some more crap after my long post yesterday.

Anyway, I get into work everyday at about 7:15am. I unlock the office, turn on the lights and turn on my computer. Usually, I will need to take a dump as soon as I get in. I relish the feeling. You don’t understand, working 40hrs a week in an office with no windows, I really enjoy going to the bathroom. It has a number of advantages:

a) Wastes maybe 5 minutes of my day (If I drink a lot of water, and I do, this can add up to a substantial cumulative amount of time where I am affectively, getting paid to shit)

b) The sense of relief I feel upon release is a quick pick me up that can just get me through the day.

c) The physical nature of the exercise is a good way to vary my work routine maintaining job satisfaction

I could go on for ages. Anyway, after my morning christening of the freshly cleaned toilet from the night before, I login to my computer and begin my cyber day. First, I open up my work email. I read any new mail in my inbox. I do not reply immediately as these will be my tasks through out the day.

Next is my hotmail account. Hopefully I get an email from my brother, otherwise I am usually deleting Northern Suburbs Basketball Association newsletters. I have not played for that team in 3 years. 

(I actually get a lot of emails surrounding my acting, screenwriting circles but for dramatic effect I left them out) After the email checks, facebook gets a pretty good workout. I don’t get notifications usually unless I am arguing politics/religion in a certain group, but I will always check two groups for wall action: An anti-Ann Coulter group, and an anti-racism Australia group, both excellent avenues to display my awesome debate abilities.

After checking these groups I will log in to my brother’s account and check out the profiles of his newest friends. Then I will pass judgment on how much of a loser they are before I scroll through albums of photos of marginally attractive girls I will never meet.

Then its on to Yahoo where I hope for interesting headlines. Yesterday I found out Charlize Theron may have got a marriage proposal which she may have turned down. I love my life.

Another one of my habits is to wiki anything that interests me, of course after Yahoo brought up Charlize I thought, why not wiki her? Sure enough, some interesting stuff came up:

Turns out, Charlize Theron, along with Sarah Silverman, are refusing to get married until gays get their marriages recognised.

 That’ll learn them.

I mean, that’s activism at it’s best right there. With Charlize Theron’s clout, I see all the world’s wrongs righted pretty soon. Right wing politicans must be getting nervous, I bet one of them picked up the newspaper this morning and went:

“Goddamn, that bitch ain’t getting hitched?! Sheeet, I better change my vote…”

No I’m not calling Charlize Theron a bitch, its artistic liberty in what I think a right wing politician might say, so don’t get worked up. I doubt Charlize even said anything like that, my source was wikipedia via People magazine online, not exactly BBC World journalism, but funny nonetheless and if true, incredibly lame.

Hot damn! I feel lucky too….