Halle Berry thinks sexiness is a state of mind.

It’s a slow work day people.

So Halle Berry was just crowned Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire. In her acceptance speech she said she wanted to share her award with every single woman on earth:

“I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment,”

Halle also said:

“Sexy is not about wearing sexy clothes or shaking your booty until you damn near get hip dysplasia; it’s about knowing that sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being. It’s about loving yourself even in your most unlovable moments. “

I tried really hard to think of a funny joke about these quotes but I just can’t. I don’t know if it’s too obvious or unoriginal, but I’m racking my brains out trying to think of a clever line that can say she’s completely wrong without actually saying it.

Sexiness is good body, good face.

Never really got why sexy women tried to get ugly women to like them by making sexiness out to be something it’s not. No one’s buying it.

There’s actually been a few other good headlines to talk about in the news lately, but I’ve been contemplating a post for a few days and out of sheer laziness, I’ve only decided to post now that I’ve forgotten what the headlines were.

Oh! Here’s one:

Father Antonio Rungi from Mondragone, Italy announced his intention to hold an online beauty contest for nuns

Obviously it didn’t happen, but I don’t see why not. I mean, basically, it’s ’Let’s pick a beautiful woman who you will never have sex with’. Which is pretty much the same for me as when I watch the Miss Universe Pageant anyway. Plus, we might get some real answers about world peace.

I mean is the concept really that crazy? To me its about as crazy as having questions at the Presidential debates…

I really can’t think of anything interesting to write right now so I’ll just give you a quick breakdown of the things I’ve done to get through the day:

1. Check hotmail

2. Check facebook

3. Check Slamonline

4. Check hotmail

5. Check Yahoo!

6. Check CNN

7. Search for job opportunities at Google

8. Realise I am not qualified for anything at Google

9. Go buy a Crunch bar at the shop

10. Ask the storekeeper to hold my Crunch while I get $2.75 from an ATM

11. Check hotmail

12. Get sex tips from Askmen.com

13. Get pick up tips from ivillage.com so I can find a girl to practise the sex tips on

14. Read up on women’s top three fantasies

15. Check hotmail

16. Try to find a way to destroy hotmail

17. Give up on the idea

18. Write a stupid fucking blog that nobody will ever fucking read!!! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Sorry Yeeka.

Argh.