Bored Office Worker Finds Difficulty in thinking of blog title

WESTMEAD, NSW- A young office worker in Sydney’s Westmead Hospital has reported being “Bored to death” at his job after the online form in which he was supposed to complete failed to load properly on his computer.

“It’s been one helluva day. A minute seems like an hour, an hour a day, and the day a lifetime.” Witnesses say the young worker has attempted to pass the time by urinating regularly, attempting to read every single piece of information on internet and simply closing his eyes.

“Nothing’s seemed to work” says the young man.

Following 7 hours of procrastination, the young man allegedly began writing an entry into his often neglected wordpress blog in the spirit of an article from ‘The Onion’, which is reportedly one of his favorite internet pasttimes.

“I write it because I have no friends who I can divulge my thoughts about pursuing my most personal dream; To be an Actor”

Too chickenshit to let the world know this is what he wants to do, the young man keeps his blog anonymous. Something he will continue to do until, as he articulates, “blows up”.

To date, the young man in question has been accused of amounting up to zero minutes of airtime on television and zero dollars of paid television or commercial work after a year of pursuing his goal. When told of the statistic the boy responded “That’s not entirely true, I’ve done a bunch of extras stuff.”

He added “I’m just trying to stay on the grind, stay motivated and keep my head up. The road will be long”.

The young male is due back into work tomorrow, 7am EST.