John Krasinski doesn’t give a shit about your questions

I’m a regular reader of Time.com and a cool feature they run is 10 Questions.

Every week they have a different celebrity/public figure and they select 10 out of hundreds of reader submitted questions for the person to answer.

This week’s guest is John Krasinski, the guy who plays Jim on NBC’s version of The Office, and since hundreds of readers are disappointed with unanswered questions every week, I thought I’d answer some on his behalf:

Posted by Cynthia Chavez in SaintPaul,MN:
What is your favorite episode of The Office?

I think I have to honor my fans and say my  favorite episode is ”The Job”, which was the finale for season 3. I mean, Jim finally asked Pam out! And she said yes! So it was definitely a good time in the life of Jim.

Posted by Louise Foster in Atlanta:
Who would you love to work with?

Great question Louise. Until his very sudden death recently, I had always wanted to work with David Foster Wallace. He wasn’t an actor but David really was my first inspiration to perform. An amazing writer, his stories are what I wanted to share with the world.

Posted by Michael Davis in Houston,TX:
In these economic times, would Jim be concerned about getting laid off?

He’d probably be worried about income, but it wouldn’t concern him too much. Also, Jim’s made up, so like, why the fuck does it matter

Posted By Linda Smith in Chubbuck, ID:                                                                      My son is an aspriring actor. What advice would you give him?

Give up

Posted by Christopher Montgomery in AppleValley,MN:                                       Is there an office supply you can’t live without?

Pass

Posted by James Hallam in York(England):
Jim seems to be simultaneously held back in his work-life and loved by the viewing public for his humility and likeability; do you think this is a worthy trade-off? and could he even be described as a role model for a generation disillusioned by capitalist ethics?

Fuck you and your family for 18 generations

 

Ah I feel sick, can’t be bothered to think of more unfunny shit.